(Eurgh!)
Jesus Christ! Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? It has been revealed that the Queen of Pop's directorial debut, the 50 minute short movie Filth and Wisdom, will get it's world premiere at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival.
Described as a comedy/drama/musical/romance, the story follows the exploits of a washed up, ageing transvestite as he/she desperately clings to his/her last dying traces of credibility while living out a marriage of convenience with a similarly talentless and hateful Brit mockney film director. Sorry, sorry, sorry! That's not actually the synopsis. Don't know where I got that rubbish from. Apparently it has something to do with the following: A Russian immigrant, ballet school, lap dancing, cultural revolution, poetry, night club, punk rock band, book writer, dominatrix and gypsy. Like a drunken Aunty getting off with one of your friends at a wedding, this is bound to be cringe inducingly awful.
The film, currently in post preduction, is not released until February next year. In the meantime, I have provided you with a clip from one of Madge's earlier cinematic masterpieces, In Bed With Madonna. This is the scene where she gives a water bottle a blowjob. Classy!
S.B.
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